Question

question is :rewrite the story completely in layman's terms or plain English so that someone without a medical or science background would be able to understand.
Your translation must be clear and easy to understand.

Part 1 – Jack and Jill

Two individuals, one with a significant amount of testosterone and one with a large amount of estrogen went for a walk together up a hill. The male had genitalia that enabled the passing of semen and urine through the urethra. Urethritis was not a problem as of late for this gentleman.

The female had been suffering from dysmenorrhea for so many years that it was feared that endometriosis might be the culprit. Also, here had been periods of oophoritis, mastitis, menometrorrhagia and PID. Their goal was to have a baby together but the odds seemed stacked against them.

The male was only able to take short walks due to hematuria, prostatitis and benign prostatic hyperplasia and was experiencing times of anuria and yet at other times he experienced increasing the frequency and urgency of urination. This friend had recently undergone an orchiectomy. Having babies seemed impossible now.

The two friends often talked about personal matters and common topics included impotence & erectile dysfunction, fibrocystic change in the breast, mastalgia, cervicitis and toxic shock syndrome.

As the male was fetching the pale of water at the top of the hill he fell down and broke his crown. This was due to a syncopal episode. He rolled down and suffered a cranial contusion. The female came tumbling after and yet managed to come to the rescue and call 911. Next time they have decided to outsource this job. They eventually adopted a child and all was well.

Part 2 – The Old Lady Who Lived in a Shoe

An elderly female who strangely ovulated frequently, underwent gestation on a regular basis subsequent to numerous fertilizations. She produced many zygotes in her day. Many babies abounded.

She lactated as much as she could with her high prolactin level but it was insufficient to feed her family thus she had to bottle feed many of her children. She had never experienced eclampsia, pre-eclampsia, placenta previa, abruptio placenta, salpingocyesis or breech presentation. She never required in vitro fertilization. The births always went quite smoothly.
She did receive excellent prenatal care all along including amniocentesis procedures, and chorionic villus samplings. All her babies were born healthy and happy.

She had required a hysteroscopy, and a salpingogram and her ovaries which were due for a bilateral oophorectomy. She thought that maybe she had enough babies now and it was time to retire and look for a new shoe down in sunny Florida.

PART 3 - The Renal Sub Journey

Smaller subs had taken similar voyages in years prior and they had been equipped with diuretics, which carried them smoothly through the renal system. This patient was known for his hydronephrosis and after an intravenous pyelogram was performed the way was cleared for the sub to travel to see what was the problem. This patient initially experienced oliguria which made it hard for the sub to pass through but finally enuresis was achieved! The team noted the presence of renal calculi, but the team had to be cautious that the patient was not undergoing a concurrent lithotripsy, which would crack the hull of the sub. The kidney was mildly irritated by the sub’s journey thus experiencing prerenal azotemia and pyelonephritis but thankfully no nephrosclerosis resulted.

Other good findings for the patient with the urinary sub included no ureterostenosis or interstitial cystitis so a cystoscopy was not recommended. There were rumors of nocturia and alas, everything was free flowing at midnight. The light at the end of the tunnel was seen again and happily there were no urethral strictures slowing this exit down. This mission yielded much valuable information for this patient and the team and its mission was heralded as a grand success!

Answer 1

Part 1

Testosterone is a hormone which is present in Jack and estrogen is a hormone which is present in Jill. The hormones helps in regulating many functions in the body. Jack had testosterone and hence it produced semen and the urine passed through a pipe called urethra. The women has periods every month and hence she suffers from menstrual cramps called dysmenorrhea where there is pain in the lower abdomen. It was feared for years that this might be due to growth of the tissues in other part of the body like the tissue like growing below uterus. The uterus is the part of female reproductive system which holds the baby. The woman might be suffering from ovary inflammation which is called oophoritis or inflammation of breast tissue called the mastitis. She might also be suffering from a condition which leads to long and heavy bleeding from uterine called menometrorrhagia and she might also be suffering from inflammation of pelvis area.

The men might be suffering from blood in urine which is called a condition of hematuria or he might be suffering from inflammation of the prostate gland in a condition of the prostatitis. The men is also suffering from enlargement of the prostate and this is called as benign prostatic hyperplasia and this leads to increase in the size of the prostate gland. His kidneys are not able to produce enough urine due to acute or chronic kidney disease and suffering from anuria but still feels urgency of urination. Also he has recently got both the testicles removed and this process is called as orchiectomy. Hence the plan of having baby for both together is not possible.

The friends talked about a lot of things and one of it is impotency which is inability to get an erection and this is basically due to inability of the peni$ to produce enough testosterone. They also discuss about erectile dysfunction which is inability to get an erection. The formation of the lumps in the breast and change in the breast along with leakage of discharge from nipples is caused due to fibrocystic breast formation. They also discuss about pain in the breast and this is called mastalgia and this can occur due to hormonal changes during periods, non-cyclic mastalgia which might be due to injury or formation of cyst or sometimes it also occur due to pain elsewhere. The inflammation of cervix is called cervicitis and this is a narrow end of uterus that opens into the v@gina. They also discuss about bacterial infections which are produced by toxin and they can cause life threatening conditions. as they were fetching water, he fell down and fainted and this temporary condition is caused due to sudden stoppage of flow of blood to the brain. This cause also be caused due to formation of clot in the brain. The police was called by the female. Lastly, due to all the complications they decided to adopt a baby.